Welcome To London

[R. Stevie Moore as Self]
Listen!

[R. Stevie Moore as British Record Executive]
Now, I say Welcome to London, well Itchington Blue actually. As you will notice that far- (rubber ducky squeak)... What was that?

[R. Stevie Moore]
Listen, man, I've come all the way from Nashville Tenessee. N-now, listen

[British Record Executive]
No! No, no, no

[R. Stevie Moore]
W-wait man!

[British Record Executive]
No!

[R. Stevie Moore]
I really notice your regality and all that. I love Europe, and I feel like it's practically mine

[British Record Executive]
No, it's not. No, no, no

[R. Stevie Moore]
Stop it!

[British Record Executive]
No!

[R. Stevie Moore]
You gotta listen!

[British Record Executive]
No, I can't listen. What you want me to listen to squire, another one of those bloody squeaks?

[R. Stevie Moore]
(Rubber ducky squeak) well, prepare yourself, it's...

[British Record Executive]
It's not that country hillbilly crap now, is it?

[R. Stevie Moore]
No, no, no. It's just a little bit better

[British Record Executive]
Herman's Hermits?

[R. Stevie Moore]
No. Well, not yet. Oh, ok now here it comes. Right after the bell