Til I Get To My Driveway

I was driving home late last Friday night

Looked in my rearview mirror and saw two blue lights

There's a cop car behind me

They were pulling me over I had a license plate that said thewaytonc

I said officer I'm just gonna go catch some trout

He said don't be dumb boy you know what this stop is all about

I said officer

I ain't gonna drink no more beer

I ain't gonna smoke no more pot

I ain't gonna do no more shots……

Til I get to my driveway, and you know that it's on

Ill be headed for the whiskey, I'm gonna get myself stoned

I've been hanging out at Tipsy's doing every shot that came along

When I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be gone

That cop let me go, cause it was my good friend Rodney

He said that he was gonna follow me home make sure I made it there ok

See I left the bar at bout quarter til three

My cell phone was ringing it was my goddamn girl calling me

She said stop spending money on drinks I need a diamond ring

Needless to say the kept on saying the same old thing

I said I'll be in the driveway by 4 AM

And honey I just can't wait to see you again

And I promise...

I ain't gonna drink no more beer

I ain't gonna smoke no more pot

I ain't gonna do no more shots……

Til I get to my driveway, and you know that it's on

Ill be headed for the whiskey, I'm gonna get myself stoned

I've been hanging out at Tipsy's doing every shot that came along

When I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be gone