Funkiest Man Alive

[Verse 1]
Everybody's expecting me to come out with another dance
I ain’t gonna do it this time, I'm scared to take the chance
Well, I'm gonna get serious, that I ain’t [?] have no time
I want you to know what I'm talking about, I'm the funkiest man alive

[Chorus]
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm funky, funky
Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive
Listen here, now

[Verse 2]
One o'clock in the morning, I’m funky
Two o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Three o'clock in the morning, I’m funky
Four o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Five o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Six o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Seven o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Eight o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Nine o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Ten o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Eleven o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Twelve o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
All around the clock, I'm funky
All around the clock, I'm funky
Get on, now

[Verse 3]
Early in the morning, I'm funky
Late in the evening, I'm funky
Now, listen, lady
Little sister knows, I'm funky
Big brother knows, I'm funky
Mama knows, I'm funky
Papa knows, I'm funky
Grandpa knows, I'm funky
Grandma knows, I'm funky

[Chorus]
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive, the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, can't nobody
Can't nobody take my title, can't nobody
I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
I'm the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

[Post-Chorus]
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
I'm the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive
Come on, come on
Come on, come on

[Verse 4]
Want you to know I ain't tired, that is plain to see
If you can't [?] I'm funky, come on and [?]
I'm funky, I'm funky, now
I'm funky, I'm funky
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I ain't gonna hand you no title
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
I ain't gonna hand you no title, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm funky, I'm funky, I'm funky, I'm funky

[Chorus]
I know I'm funky, you know I'm funky
Yeah, you know I'm funky, y'all know I'm funky
I'm the funkiest man alive, the funkiest man alive
I'm funky, funky, funky, oh, I'm funky, yeah, hey, hey, hey
Now, listen

[Post-Chorus]
Can't you feel the funk? Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk? Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel my funky vibrations? Feel the funky vibrations
Can't you feel the funk? Can't you feel the funk?
Feel my funky vibrations, feel my funky vibrations
Can't you feel the funk? Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk? Can't you feel the funk?
I'm the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive