Buy My MF Album

[Intro]
(Can yall niggas please go and buy my album?)

[Chorus]
I can see why nobody buy my fuckin' albums
'Cause every song I hop on, I talk about scamming
They heard me rappin' off beat and everybody started laughin'
When you listen to my music, don't expect no high standards

[Verse]
Thought I left no evidence, shit, I might not be that brilliant
I buy my bitch cheap weed, she don't never get Brazilian
Left the oven on overnight and burnt down my apartment building
I don't got no money for shit, so I be in the store stealing
Shot myself in the leg, I'm a fucking complete idiot
My sister got a hair shop, I be stealing from her clients
They keep killing black people, so we causing all these riots
I'm only 18 years old and I'm thinking 'bout retirement
Dropped another trash song, but they said I can't miss
Got an infection in my penis right now, I can't piss
Told this girl I don't want to fuck, just want to kiss
Why everybody hate my music, them niggas treat me like Chris
Went in the bank and bust a play, I only did it for publicity
Finally had sex with a bitch, she just took my virginity
This a fake Gucci shirt, I ain't get it from them officially (It's not real)
This a regular Honda, I ain't riding in a car from Italy (I'm not in a foreign)
The police just caught me because I ran out of agility
Different color outfit on, I look like a jellybean
Ran from my opps, didn't have my strap, it was a bad scene
I can't afford the red or the Wok, so I'ma sip green
I don't get my money and go home, I be up in the mix
Told this bitch we ain't gonna be long cause I bust quick
Nigga I be in the crib scamming, I don't bust shirt
But I got a couple young nigga who will bust shit
Told this dude I don't want to shoot it out, let's just tussle
Let the nigga beat my ass cause I don't really got no muscle
Ain't got no money in my safe so I don't never get clustered
Group of niggas was about to rob me, but I ran em, I'll bust em
Ain't got no WiFi or cable, so I got to watch Netflix
Have my nigga do it for me, I don't even own no chopsticks
Got to keep shit on the low cause the police is watching
My old brother tried to get some pussy but I was cockblocking
My old hoes said I'm broke, so they knocked me off they roster

[Chorus]
I can see why nobody buy my fucking albums
Cause every song I hop on I talk about scamming
They heard me rap off beat and everybody started laughing
When you listen to my music, don't expect no high standards