I’m A Nut

[Pre-Chorus]
Beedly-bah, beedly-bah
Beedly-bip-a-dee-bah-dee-bah-bah
Bah, bah, beedly-bah-bum, pop

[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life a-don't ever get in a rut
Woot, woot, woot, woot
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but
I'm a nut

[Verse 1]
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

[Pre-Chorus]
Beedly-bah, beedly-bah
Beedly-bip-a-dee-bah-dee-bah-bah
Bah, bah, beedly-bah-bum

[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life a-don't ever get in a rut
Beedly-bah, beedly-bow
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but
I'm a nut

[Verse 2]
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust
Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus
Shouldn't've set the woods on fire while I was there
But remember only forest fires prevent bears

[Pre-Chorus]
Beedly-bah, beedly-bah
Beedly-bip-a-dee-bah-dee-bah-bah
Bah, bah, beedly-bah, bum

[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life a-don't ever get in a rut
Woot, woot, woot, woot
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but
I'm a nut

[Verse 3]
The poverty war'll be over when I begin to fight
If it took a dime to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sight
I don't mind to take the girls out if they don't mind to go Dutch
Makes me feel like a million dollars, and I bet I ain't worth half that much

[Pre-Chorus]
Beedly-bah, beedly-bah
Beedly-bip-a-dee-bah-dee-bah-bah
Bah, bah, beedly-bah-bum, pop

[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life a-don't ever get in a rut
Woot, woot, woot, woot
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but
I'm a nut

[Outro]
Ol' crazy man, I'm a nut
Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, ah-ha, I'm a nut, hahaha, I'm crazy, man!