Computer Camp Love

I ran into her on computer camp
(Was that in '84?)
Not sure, I had my Commodore 64, had to score
(Not with that dirty tramp)
She's not a tramp, her name is Judy
(That's a nice name)
Yeah, she's a nice girl
(Big deal, did you get in her pants?)
She's not that kind of a girl, Booger
(Why, does she have a penis?)
Seen as supremus
You better know she's a genius and a Venus
(Tell me more, was it love at first sight?)
That's right, this was God-given grace with a face you could praise
(Tell me more, did you put up a fight?)
I don’t think so, but before we tour the chorus stall let’s all explore-a more-a
(Computer camping whore)
That's right
I said before we explore the amore of my story, do a Dora
(Computer camping whore)
Seen as supremus
You better know she's a genius and a Venus
(Tell me more, was it love at first sight?)
That's right, this was God-given grace with a face you could praise
(Tell me more, did you put up a fight?)

I ran into her on computer camp
(Computer camping whore)
Hardcore, it started like a bore, ending up on the floor
(Come on now tell me more)
Seen as supremus
You better know she's a genius and a Venus
(Tell me more, was it love at first sight?)
That's right, this was God-given grace with a face you could praise
(Tell me more, did you put up a fight?)