[Verse 1]
My weight is three-hundred pounds
My favorite is beef jerky
I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
My mom says, "You are kinky"
[Chorus]
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
[Interlude]
Lay down here, baby
Just relax, honey
[Verse 2]
My baby horse is Jennifer
What a beefy hip!
She has a fine coat of fur
What shiny hair!
[Chorus]
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
[Outro]
Let's eat carrots together until
Let's eat carrots together until
Beef Jerky was written by Yuka Honda & Miho Hatori.
Beef Jerky was produced by Cibo Matto & Tchad Blake & Mitchell Froom.
Cibo Matto released Beef Jerky on Tue Jan 16 1996.