'Sup bitches, it's Chad Warden here; aight
I'm talking about that PS Triple, the PS Triple aight
I ain't talking about that Wii; that Wii?
Shit, people be talking about how it's all new, n' shit, but you know what I'm trying to say?
I'm tryna say, is that... c'mon now, Wii?
C'mon that little controller, that looks like a dildo
I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo
C'mon now, the Wii? People tryna say that, that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don't give a fuck
Shit, shit, the Wii, you know what they should copy
They should copy how to get good games
They should copy how to get good games from the PS3
Everybody knows, is that the PS3 make the best games
Know what I mean, nigga?
I mean, c'mon. Shit, Nintendo tryna copy that shit
Thеy know they can't compete if thеy don't have Final Fantasy
Nigga, I don't even care if other systems have Final Fantasy, 'cause Final Fantasy sucks ass now
Oh, look at Final Fantasy XII, y'know, they're running around with little guns n' shit, fuck
Everybody knows guns can't do shit other than suck dick
So what i'm really tryna say- I can't take the Wii with me; I can't have it in my caddy. Y'know I need to play some [?] games when I'm rolling in my caddy. How am I supposed to get some honeys with the Wii?
Say, "Yo baby, look at my Wii!"
You know what they say to me? Fuckin' laugh
When I show them my PS3? Honeys get all over them. Shit; get all the honeys with a PS Triple
We fly-
Chad was written by John Zobele.
Chad was produced by John Zobele.