Final Five

[Verse 1]
I just signed up for a website called Soulmate
It's an online dating website where you can find someone to date
There are lots of girls on here, but some of them are crazy
I've started looking at their profiles, because I'm not lazy

One girl has a profile named Starting My Life Over
That seems a little desperate to me, and overboard
Another girl had no interests at all except for eating and sleeping
And I accepted a date from a girl who never stopped weeping

[Chorus]
Yeah, it's true that online dating can have issues
And yes, I know that some people on the website are coo-coo
At least I found a few girls that are just my type
Yeah, I've only found five girls who I want to be mine

[Verse 2]
I continued looking at people who looked and winked at me
A girl named Sally messaged me, she said I looked carefree
She seemed nice so I agreed to meet her for a date
But she stood me up, and that's something I couldn't take

The next day, I started looking for other girls
A girl named Rhonda messaged me, said my pictures rocked her world
I thought that was an odd way to phrase such a thought
And that made me think that she wasn't the one

[Chorus]
Yes, it's true that online dating can have issues
And yes, I know that some people on the website are coo-coo
At least I found a few girls that are just my type
But I've only found five girls who I'd want to be mine, final five

[Bridge]
The first one, I sent a DM to, the next one, I liked her Facebook post
The third one, I followed her on Instagram, the fourth and fifth I Snapchatted them
The first one, I sent a DM to, the next one, I liked her Facebook post
The third one, I followed her on Instagram, the fourth and fifth I Snapchatted them

Yeah, I have problems with online dating sometimes
But at least I found five girls who I'd want by my side, yeah
The first one, I sent a DM to, the next one, I liked her Facebook post
The third one, I followed her on Instagram, the fourth and fifth I Snapchatted them

[Chorus]
Yes, it's true that online dating can have issues
And yes, I know that some people on the website are coo-coo
But at least I found a few girls that are just my type
Yeah, I've only found five girls who I'd want to be mine, final five