Garbage Pail Kids

[Verse 1]
Cranky Frankie, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed
Saliva Susie's hair was an incredible red
Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it
I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it
But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school
I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool
Being cool was always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach
They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach
I was never learning, the bus was driven by a German
She used to yell, "Quit banging your head, Helmet Herman"
Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary
I hated Rotten Rita and Horny Harry
He used to grind the bus seats, my Walkman would bust beats
I would always cuss loudly on class retreats
Trashy freaks with thick glasses and snotty noses
It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses
I was always the kid who tripped the others
And shot spitballs at the Limpy Gimpy Brothers
Sometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving
Because they'd stick me next to Monkey Mike and Stinking Steven
Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back
Man, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack
When we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home
Cuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome

[Chorus]
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All The Day-e Long

[Verse 2]
I remember Tyrannosaurus Rex-Handed Bridget
And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget
Flemmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs
I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms
Henry The Hunchback would never punch back
I'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack
Everyone on the bus was a vegetable head
And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted
Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation
They told me I was gifted and in Special Education
Matilda The Gorilla used to give a big scare
She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair
I liked being special, it was cool being different
Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast then sniff it
The shortbus was packed full of moody vermins
I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a "Goonies" Thermos
They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom
While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on
I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge
But I knew something was wrong because I was always in charge
After four years they realized I wasn't retarded
"Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started"
My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping
Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking

[Chorus]
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All The Day-e Long